Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld get the blue screen of death.

Author: brettdylan0121 Keywords: bill gates jerry seinfeld Shoe Circus parody windows vista xp blue screen of death Added: January 3, 2009

Cosmo Kramer, Jerry Seinfeld Taking Care of Business

Author: pulpjedi Keywords: “Cosmo Kramer” Added: January 7, 2009

More like black and blue year. 2008 is outta here, and not a moment too soon! (Why did they give such a sucky year an extra second?)

Of course the year had to end with a bang. As in, “Bang goes Marti, when she slips on the ice”. Christmas day, after enjoying a lovely family dinner, we returned home and as we approached the door, Husband said, “Wow, the porch is really slick”. I scurried to get beside him, so I could help him across the slippery spots, since his left leg is still a bit weak from the stroke he had last May, and he retains a bit of a limp.

I should not scurry.

Away to grab his arm, I flew like a flash Encountered the ice, and with concrete did clash The moon on [+]

Dear Santa,

I understand that one of my colleagues has petitioned you for changes in her contract, specifically asking for anatomical and career changes.

In addition, it is my understanding that disparaging remarks were made about me, my ability to please, and some of my fashion choices. I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of some issues concerning Ms. Barbie, and some of my own needs and desires.

First of all, I along with several other colleagues feel Barbie DOES NOT deserve preferential treatment - the bitch has EVERYTHING!

Myself, Joe, Stacey, Skipper, and Raggedy Ann & Andy, DO NOT have a dream house, Corvette, evening gowns, and in some cases, the ability to change our hairstyle.

I personally have 3 outfits which I am forced to mix and match at great length. My decision to accessorize my outfits with an earring [+]

Well, it was a lot of work, but the Christmas lights are finally up :-)

I have written a new book, a humorous self-help manual. It’s a lighthearted book of general wisdom and common sense I’ve learned over my long and colorful life. You don’t need to be screwed up to read it, even though the title is, “7 Ways You Screw Up Your Life (and how to unscrew it)“.

:-)

There are also some essays included that I didn’t write. I enlisted the aid of some of the Internet’s brightest minds and notable names as guest contributors, to offer you several perspectives on the topics discussed in the book. I thank these authors for their wisdom and kindness.

They include: Foreword by Chris Brogan. Interview with Jeremiah Owyang, and guest author chapters by Becky McCray, Susan Reynolds, Terry Starbucker and Liz Strauss.

So if you’re interested, or would just like to help out a [+]

Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245

Santa Claus North Pole, North Pole

Dear Santa:

Listen you ugly little troll, I’ve been helping you out for decades, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, getting my hair ripped out by little brothers, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT’S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won’t wanna be around to smell it). So, here’s my holiday wish list:

1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a soft oversized sweatshirt. I’m sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt?

2. Real [+]

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